5 Things That Happened This Week You Probably Didn’t Need To Know About

This Woman Had A Mare Parallel Parking

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve seen all week thanks to the commentary. Why the woman didn’t just accept the help she was offered you can only wonder.

JLS Split

X-Factor success story JLS this week announced that they’ll be splitting later this year. It’s not all bad news for JLS fans though, the band have announced that they’ll be recording a new single and putting together a ‘greatest hits’ album. The band will also play one last farewell tour before they each go their separate ways. As a mark of respect comedian Jack Whitehall this week wore his JLS condom at half mast.

Jack Whitehall JLS

You can read the full announcement from the band here.

Comedian Convinces Kids To Accidentally Text Their Parents About A Drug Deal

This is absolutely brilliant. Comedian Nathan Fielder (@nathanfielder) this week sent a tweet asking people to tweet “got 2 grams for $40” then tweet the response. Cue hilarity.

"got 2 grams for $40"

Here’s a sample of the responses:

drugs

Want to see more of the responses? Head over to BuzzFeed.

It’s Ed Balls Day

It’s two years today since politician Ed Balls tweeted his own name. Since then it’s been retweeted almost 17,000 times making today the unofficial Ed Balls day. Show your support by tweeting ‘Ed Balls’.

Ed Balls

More at The Metro.

Booths Pulls Nuts

Supermarket chain Booths (no that’s not a typo, they’re actually called Booths) this week pulled 300 packets of 350g Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from their shelves because their packets failed to declare that the product contained nuts.

A statement from the store read ‘If you have an allergy to peanuts, please do not consume this product and return it to your local store for a full refund’.

More from The BBC.

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