Josie Cunningham Got A Boob Job
So Josie Cunningham got a boob job! Big deal I hear you say, well apparently not because the 22 year old mother of two had her £4,800 boob job done on the NHS.
Due to a medical condition Josie had no breast tissue so surgeons had to boost her from a 32A to a 36DD in order to give the appearance of a 36C.
She said to The Sun newspaper: ‘I could never have felt so confident about showing off my body if it wasn’t for the support I’ve had from the NHS. I’d have collapsed in tears a couple of months ago if I’d had to go topless in front of a photographer — but now I can’t wait to do more.’
‘I know people are saying that I don’t deserve my new boobs but they have changed my life and made me happier — so why shouldn’t I show them off?’
The NHS say ‘most women who have breast implants pay to have the operation done privately; the NHS rarely funds cosmetic breast implant surgery’.
Josie hopes to be the next Jordan however critics have nicknamed her Katie Cut-Price.
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